Some Personal Observations

Its no secret we live in a backwards society filled with all kinds of different wonder. Really its a miracle more people dont just walk up to others and give them a firm shake to try and wake the up from whatever funk they put themselves in.

And this is why there are so many comedians out there. The world provides us with an endless stream of material. All one needs is a critical thinking mind, which is something that the educational system we have been indoctrinated in since birth has attempted to destroy.

There's a reason why most successful comics were horrible students and class clowns. We were bored to tears with the traditional teachings. We saw humor in watching the slower kids, the nose pickers and droolers, try to muddle through a paragraph when it was their turn to read aloud. We saw the world for the fucked up place that it truly is. We saw people as the disgusting creatures that we all are.

My first observation is on the incredibly amount of stupid people living in the world today.

Borderline knuckle draggers amazing me that they can actually survive without bumping their heads on everything. More evidence of this is usually pronounced abound any given election. Oh if you just pull yourself out of the equation and just look at all the ants at war with each other.

The candidates that run for office are bad enough but the voters...THIS is where the fun is at. The arguments. The insults. The outright lies. The bullshit. It's all very entertaining and would be even funnier if the results of these elections weren't so destructive on our society and the world in which we live. Political hyperbole is also peppered with religious insanity giving the entire voting process a one-two punch that leaves us all scratching our heads when its all done.

But in all fairness we are not COMPLETELY dumb as a society. We do have our thinkers. Our scientists. Our entrepreneurs. I think what's funny is, is that we live in a world that gives us Neil deGrasse Tyson and Honey Boo Boo and a petri dish of everything in between.

I try my damndest to step away fro political and religion-speak but its so frustrating and difficult at times. I am by no means the brightest bulb on the bush so when I see someone dumber than me, I just have to shake my head and pity the poor bastards. I run into this a LOT on Facebook - the breeding ground for stupidity.

Oh the bullshit we see. The falseness. The loneliness. There are a LOT of pathetic people out there folks and the scary thing is that they all have an opinion. Apparently their opinions are the only correct ones and that everyone else is wrong and just a bunch of dumb old poopy pants people that are destroying their world.

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Winter Sucks

Winter is my least favorite of the seasons. Sure it gives us the holidays and when snow first falls it looks pretty unless you are stuck out in it somewhere, but even so, the holidays bring with them over commercialization and the dreaded insanity of black Friday deals and the snow, after it remains on the ground for a while turns into a dirty, icy, sloppy mess.

And now it is March. We are now in the last grips of winter and Spring is right around the corner bringing with it a fresh set of challenges. Things like (for me) putting together my outdoor space. Grill area, sitting and dining area, must think of music AND how and if I plan on planting a garden this year. OH and the bugs. I HATE fucking flies, gnats and other annoying creatures so I see me going to war with them soon enough.

I must say that winter in The Ozarks, although mild by Chicago standards, suck because no one here does a damn thing when the snow falls. Im not just talking about sidewalks, Im talking about streets. Ice and packed down driven over snow that the town just says "fuck it" to. But all in all I will gladly take winters down here as opposed to the shit storm up north I dealt with for so many years.

So we are looking at Springtime coming. The rebirth of things, when trees come back to life and the critters do their "dance of love."

But there are folks that are not as well off as I find myself. My mother-in-law lives in Boston and I dont think that shit's going to melt much before June.

So stay warm knowing that better days are ahead and we made it thorugh yet ANOTHER winter.

Marijuana and Me - A Love Story

Can someone please tell me how this is even a topic of discussion still.  A law born of racism, marijuana prohibition has been the destroyer of lives since its inception in the 30 bringing us the wonderful folks of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics and their poster boy Harry J. Anslinger.

Prohibition of a plant.

What is it about this innocent enough looking and rather pretty flower scares so many lawmakers? Its rather obvious that marijuana consumption is nothing new and I would venture to conservatively guess that 3 out of 5 people in America actively smoke marijuana or at least used to and could give a fuck about who smokes it now.

So what’s the problem?

How could anyone reasonably put this in the same classification as heroin, cocaine and meth? I’m thinking that someone’s not doing their homework. I’m think that if a government is elected by the people and for the people yet fail to provide the public what they want, well, some people need to be replaced by people that will.

I have seen great strides in recent years, surely making more progress than I thought I would see in my lifetime, but it needs to happen faster for me. After all, I sure as hell am not getting younger with each tick of the clock and I would like to enjoy it without the added benefit of diapers and dementia.

And I hear what you’re screaming, relax I’m not deaf, I KNOW there are some states I can go to where it IS legal and I have seriously been looking at Colorado. If I’m gonna pull the trigger on THAT one, Reverend Zesty needs to start having some pay days. It seems freedom isnt really free.

It’s hard for the public to take seriously a law that says marijuana and heroin have exactly the same “high potential for abuse,” since that ignores the vastly more addictive power of narcotics, which have destroyed the lives of millions of people around the world.

So I will continue to be a criminal in the eye's of law enforcement, even though they seem to have issues of their own as evidenced by this video.

Cop rolls a kid for a quarter, goes home and makes pot brownies and freaks the fuck out because he ate too many of them. Fuckin' rookie. PROVING that people even in revenue - I mean LAW enforcement have no clue what marijuana is, does and how it works. EDUCATE yourselves. END MARIJUANA PROHIBITION NOW!

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